Impromptu Shorties are short stories that were first blog entries, but in short story form. These are shorter than the actual short stories. I’m not sure how they started, but they did.
- A Humane Way of Getting Rid of Mice
Remember the man who inadvertently burned his own house down by throwing a mouse in a bonfire and then the mouse ran into his house? Don't do that. This is an easier way.
- Check the Serial Number
When buying, small details count. If they didn't, they wouldn't be called details.
- Confused Geek Squad for the Elderly
No offense to the elderly, of course.
- Don't Always Trust Everything "Discounted"
Ever thought about buying discounted furniture? Bring a bloodhound with you.
- Don't Always Trust Everything "Discounted": Part 2
Shawn and Maria are back with the last part of the discount furniture fiasco!
- I Just Ruined My Chance
If you love someone, being cheap isn\'t really an option.
- I'm a Step Ahead of You, Hon
If you\'re going to hire someone to kill someone, at least do some research.
- Isn't That Banned?
Before you proceed, please keep in mind that I like unexpected twists, and this one has two.
- Little Surprises
Determination almost always land you into some fortune, no matter how big or small.
- Money Isn't Everything...Anymore
Where materialism doesn't pay off...literally.
- No Escaping This
What should you do when a significant other can't shake away the love they have for you? Move, and hope they don't follow.
Remember, your parents aren\'t entitled to pay for anything once you\'re in college, especially when you\'re doing everything but studying.
- She Totally Wears The Pants In The Relationship
If someone says they're getting married, but their spouse-to-be is nowhere around, don't trust it.
- Sorry, I Dont Hire Family
Sometimes hiring family is excellent, but not when the family member has a bad rep.
- The Day Jimmy Found Out His Grandma Knows None
Poor Jimmy\'s curiosity got the best of him, and his grandmother had to suffer.
- The Pennydigger
Ever thought of having your own secret bank account apart from your spouse's? That...might not be a bad idea after all.
- They Suck Up Dirt
Vacuum salesmen always get the suckiest jobs, no?
- Why It’s Important To Keep Your Insurance Updated
If you want to argue with your spouse, don't be surprised if they give you a low blow.
- Why You (Shouldn't) Eat and Drive
Who knew that eating a Pop Tart can turn into a long-term relationship?
- Why You Should Listen To Your Spouse
When your spouse calls you for something that you think is menial, you better go.